Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Up to snow good.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Let’s take an elfie.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Snow on and snow forth.
Up to snow good.
Yule be sorry.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
It's ice to meet you.
Snow thank you.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Icy what you did there.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
As it snow happens.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
I’ll never fir-get.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Birch, please.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
We have great chemis-tree.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
I have the final sleigh.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“Feliz navi-dog!”
I'm pine-ing for you.