What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Icy what you did there.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
I told you snow.
As it snow happens.
Fir sure.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
The snuggle is real.
She has high elf-esteem.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
You snow the drill.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
As it snow happens.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
It’s snow joke.
You’re my soul Santa.
Best in snow.