How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Sleigh, what?!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
It's ice to meet you.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
I have the final sleigh.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
I’m feelin’ pine.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
It takes one to snow one.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Snow on and snow forth.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Fir sure.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Snow thank you.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
I'm snow bored.
He’s an elf-made man.
It's lit.
Icy what you did there.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Let’s take an elfie.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Resting Grinch face.
How rude-olf of you.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
She has high elf-esteem.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
We have great chemis-tree.
I only have ice for you.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Your presents is requested.