What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
I’m feelin’ pine.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Don’t be elfish.
As it snow happens.
Make it rein.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Yule be sorry.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
It's ice to meet you.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Sleigh, what?!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
I’ll never fir-get.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
But wait—there’s myrrh.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
The snuggle is real.
How rude-olf of you.
I only have ice for you.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
This is snow laughing matter!
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Resting Grinch face.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Best in snow.
It's lit.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
It’s snow joke.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
You snow the drill.