You’re the only rein-dear for me.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?