Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
When are you going to invite me to church?
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!