You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.