Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
God was just showing off when he made you.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.