There’s snow one like you.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
God was just showing off when he made you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.