Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

There’s snow one like you.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.