Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

I've only got three months to live.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.