Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I want you more than I want world peace.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Are you a model?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I've only got three months to live.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.