Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Are you a model?
I've only got three months to live.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.