I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Are you a model?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I want you more than I want world peace.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.