Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Are you a model?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I've only got three months to live.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.