Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Are you a model?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.