Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I really caribou-t you.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Haida there, gorgeous.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Wanna churn butter with me?
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
You had me at taco.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.