Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Wanna churn butter with me?
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I really caribou-t you.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I really caribou-t you.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!