You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I really caribou-t you.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Wanna churn butter with me?
You had me at taco.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Haida there, gorgeous.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.