Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
I really caribou-t you.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Wanna churn butter with me?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Haida there, gorgeous.
You had me at taco.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."