You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
You had me at taco.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Haida there, gorgeous.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I really caribou-t you.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I really caribou-t you.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.