Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
I really caribou-t you.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I really caribou-t you.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.