Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.