What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!