THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.