According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.