You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Nice life preservers.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Permission to board?
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You really flipturn me on.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
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