I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
I perform best when I’m wet.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You really flipturn me on.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Nice beach balls, can I play?
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
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