Permission to board?
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Nice life preservers.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
You really flipturn me on.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
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