Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
I perform best when I’m wet.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Nice life preservers.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
You really flipturn me on.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Permission to board?
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.