The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.