Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.