Truly Jokes

What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
Two candies had a beautiful wedding. They were truly mint to be
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
"A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil, or fondle to death any really successful gift within a matter of minutes." – Russell Lynes
“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”—Terry Pratchett
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
My mother always used to say "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"
Nice lady and all, I truly loved her, but a terrible surgeon.
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of s**t.
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