Staying Jokes

My Co-Worker came in today exhausted from staying up all night watching Television comedies...
She Satired.
โ€œWhen it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day.โ€ โ€“ Marty Buccella
โ€œThe secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.โ€โ€”Lucille Ball
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
โ€œParenting is a constant battle between going to bed to catch up on some sleep or staying awake to finally get some alone time.โ€ โ€” Anonymous
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." โ€”Jackie Mason
Judging by the sounds, thereโ€™s an ogre staying in the hotel room above me.
Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
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