What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons?
They become sour krauts.
My wife came home angry from the gynecologist after he told her she had to stop using lemon douche
She's been such a sour puss about it.
A lemon got a job in a vinegar factory last week...
Starting salary was $15 per sour.
Have you heard the one about the lemon cat?
It was a real sour puss.
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