Sour Jokes

What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons?
They become sour krauts.
My wife came home angry from the gynecologist after he told her she had to stop using lemon douche
She's been such a sour puss about it.
A lemon got a job in a vinegar factory last week...
Starting salary was $15 per sour.
Have you heard the one about the lemon cat?
It was a real sour puss.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog! What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!
What's green and sour and swims in an aquarium?
A tro-pickle fish.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
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