Removed Jokes

I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
Hexagon.
“Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.”
― Unknown
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
“I have removed all the bad food from my house, it was delicious.”
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul bladder removed.
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
I like to reminisce about the surgeon who removed my spine.
Really takes me back.
There was a young lady named Rose,
Who had a large wart on her nose.
When she had it removed,
Her appearance improved,
But her glasses slipped down to her toes.
She followed her nose,
One day, I suppose,
And no one knows which way she went.
My dad was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.
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