Is it me or the nature of money, That's odd and particularly funny. But when I have dough, It goes quickly, you know, And seeps out of my pockets like honey.
I once knew a man who lived in a jar. For a stranger sight youโd have to go far. I asked him once why he lived in a jar. He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are. My jarโs so cozy, warm and bright, Even in the full moonlight. The only drawback is, you see, Getting out quickly when I have to pee. (Irwin Mercer)
A packing plant received a load of lettuce to process. The workers grabbed the boxes quickly from the top and the bottoms fell out spilling the produce. The boss yells, grab the boxes by the bottom, or heads are going to roll!
There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request for his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no.
This continues on for several years, until finally the wife has enough and finally agrees.
โFine Sam, yes you can have your darn threesome. Who do you want it to be with?โ
George quickly responds with... โWell, do you remember Sarah who works in accounting at my office?โ
โYes, of course.โ the wife responds.
โWell, with her." Said Sam, "and one of her friends.โ
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower... It was a cross pollination.
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There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request for his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no.
This continues on for several years, until finally the wife has enough and finally agrees.
โFine Sam, yes you can have your darn threesome. Who do you want it to be with?โ
George quickly responds with... โWell, do you remember Sarah who works in accounting at my office?โ
โYes, of course.โ the wife responds.
โWell, with her." Said Sam, "and one of her friends.โ
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