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Food Poems
Pizza Love
Pizza, Please?
I Love All Pizza
Sausage ,Pepperoni, Or Cheese

Pizza Love
Its Forever
In My Heart
It Makes Life Better

Pizza Love
Pizza, Please?
I REALLY LIKE PIZZA
Sausage, Pepperoni, and Cheese.

(Camryn Noell)
The Beatles Pick Up Lines
Please, please me
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Meat Puns
Iā€™m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
Garden Puns
A man walks into a flower shop "I'd like some flowers please."
"Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?"
He shrugs "Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh..."
"Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?"
Funny Marriage Quotes
ā€œNo, please, donā€™t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!ā€ - Homer Simpson
Witch Puns
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Mushroom Puns
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
Orange Puns
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Ancient Greek Monster Puns
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
Food Quotes
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
ā€“ Abraham Lincoln
Elvis Pick Up Lines
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Giant Puns
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
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