"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it." - Golda Meir
"Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once." - Dave Barry
“You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.” —Billy Arthur
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