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Musical Jokes

Skeleton Puns
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Brain Puns
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
Meat Puns
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
Orange Puns
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Lemon Puns
What do you call a musical lime?
John Lemon.
Frankenstein Puns
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Goat Puns
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Band Puns
Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
An orca-stra.
Strawberry Puns
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Family Puns
I'm very proud of my family for owning such a musical property.
We live in A flat.
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