Merely Jokes

“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid."
- Mark Twain
“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.”

- Mark Twain.
"Health is merely the slowest way someone can die."
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
There was a Young Lady of Parma,
Whose conduct grew calmer and calmer;
When they said, 'Are you dumb?'
She merely said, 'Hum!'
That provoking Young Lady of Parma.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
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