Interest Jokes

“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” - Tim Allen
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Winston Churchill
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number ou get in a diamond"- Mae West
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
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