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Hydrogen Jokes

Buffalo Puns
I don’t know why everyone is so upset about untraditional family structures, it’s been happening in the animal world for years. For example, all water buffalos have three parents.
One oxygen buffalo and two hydrogen buffalos.
Anti Jokes
Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water. Expecting that one to end a little differently, too? If you’re unfamiliar, this is the (rather dark) way that joke usually ends. Plus, check out some more brainy and hilarious science jokes.
Divorce Puns
Sadly, hydrogen and helium broke things off. But they still think of each other... periodically.
Water Puns
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
Chemistry Puns
When hydrogen got arrested they told him he had one phone call.
He replied: "Call who? I don't have a family!"
Clever Jokes
A hydrogen molecule gets arrested.
His mother comes down to the police station to bail him out. She is met by the detective working the case.
I don’t understand it, says the mother. Hydrogen was always a good kid. I never had any problems til he met oxygen.
Don’t worry, says the detective. The situation is fluid but he won’t be charged.
Rock Puns
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
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