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Garden Puns
New Year's resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia...
Food Quotes
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
— Joss Whedon
Christian Pick Up Lines
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Funny Parenting Quotes
"When I tell my kids I'll do something in a minute, what I'm really saying is "Please forget." - @SarcasticMommy4
Funny Aging Quotes
"The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget." - Unknown
"Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine!" - Kate Summers
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." - Leo Rosenberg
Funny Money Quotes
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
Strawberry Puns
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
Funny Animal Quotes
“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.”

- Sue Murphy.
Music Pick Up Lines
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
Funny Marriage Quotes
“If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.” —Aldo Cammarota
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