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Pea Puns
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef!
What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
Space Pick Up Lines
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Troll Puns
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
Fairy Puns
What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
A Cannibal For Tea
A Cannibal For Tea Two cannibal friends were sitting together for lunch, sipping their tea. Then one asked the other: "Hey, I heard you and your boyfriend had a big fight last night?" "Yes, that's right." "So how are things between you right now?" "Well... right now..." The cannibal stopped to take a sip of her tea. "Right now I'm letting him stew..."
Kitchen Puns
What's the difference between chemistry and cooking
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon.
Language Pick Up Lines
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Orange Puns
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
4th of July Pick Up Lines
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Garden Puns
Seed between the lines.
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