Basis Jokes

What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?
A brush with death
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
They can’t read it, it’s on a need-to-gnome basis.
Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
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