I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
What do you call an Irish dancer having a heart attack?
Michael flatline.
Her ex-husband had a heart attack after winning the lottery
But he'd neglected to update his will. She just couldn't bereave her luck!
Why did the pig have a heart attack?
Too much bacon.
A golfer had a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital. He was on a fairway to heaven.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
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