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"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

- Ann Landers.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.
"Will you accept this rosé?"
Why doesn’t the squirrel accept cash or credit at his store? Because it only accepts cash.
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