My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
You should see what I can do with ice.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
You look good on your yoga mat.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
You really flipturn me on.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
I like long runs on the beach.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.