You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Know what? I dig you, really!
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
How was Heaven when you left it?
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.