Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
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