I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
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