Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Your name is insert name here?
Your lab or my lab?
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?