"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.