"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
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