Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You and tequila make me crazy.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
I'm the Juan for you.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
I'd cross borders for you.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Will you be my baerrito?
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
You had me at taco.