You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
I'd cross borders for you.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
You and tequila make me crazy.