Will you be my baerrito?
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
You had me at taco.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
You and tequila make me crazy.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
I'm the Juan for you.
I'd cross borders for you.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
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