Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
Will you be my baerrito?
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
You and tequila make me crazy.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
I'm the Juan for you.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
You had me at taco.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
I'd cross borders for you.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.