You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
You and tequila make me crazy.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Will you be my baerrito?
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
I'd cross borders for you.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You had me at taco.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
I'm the Juan for you.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.