Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
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