I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
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