Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.