You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Life is better when we stick together.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
You should see what I can do with ice.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
You sweep me off my feet!
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
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