Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
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