Baby, you rock my world!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I love all of your stratified layers!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
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