Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Baby, you rock my world!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...