I want to read you from cover to cover.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Can I hold your hand?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
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