I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
I think you're barbe-cute.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Your lab or my lab?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
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