My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
I think I glove you.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
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