Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
You are my raisin to smile.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Love me till ice cream.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I think you're barbe-cute.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
I'd love to see you s'more.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!