Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
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