Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
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