Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
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