All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
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